Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Letter to the Universe - Part 2

Dearest universe,


I see you are having trouble understanding what I meant by my last letter. First, let me recap some things that have happened over the last few days:

  1. The cramps? They produced absolutely nothing as far as a period goes. Apparently, you just enjoy inflicting pain on poor, unsuspecting women with a lot on their plate. You are quite the sadist, aren't you?
  2. Mt. Vesuvius was joined by a friend on Tuesday, giving me the pleasure of starting the new school year with TWO ugly blemishes on my chin. WTF? I haven't had a breakout like this since I was a teenager.
  3. Both boys have the cold from hell and want to be held all night long. By me. At the same time. I think I have had approximately 8 hours of sleep since Monday. If that. Let's just say that the lack of sleep is starting to show.

Now, maybe I need to put this another way, huh? Perhaps I was too nice, and you need the more forceful approach. So, let me try this again...

Stop fucking with me, dear universe, so I won't have to fuck with you. Because I have to tell you, I am in the mood to fight if all this drama doesn't stop soon.

That has to be plain enough for even the simplest of minds (not that I am calling you simple, universe, because we all know you are far from that.) It is clear and to the point.

I want peace. I want things to be quiet and calm. I want sleep. And damn it, I WANT IT NOW!

Got that? Good. Ahem.

Regards,

Stacie

11 comments:

Michelle said...

IM hoping things calm down and you and the boys get the rest that is much needed. HUGS my friend.

Kristin said...

{{{Hugs}}} Stacie. Hope the boys feel better and you get some rest soon.

K J and the kids said...

If that didn't do it, I don't know what will !
Here's to your blemishes fading, boys healing and period starting.

julie2007 said...

hi - i am interested to see if universe gets back to you - or just decides to back the "F" off. here's hoping for the latter.

and here's a thought - i think perhaps your body is trying to ovulate -? hence the cramps??
mine did with my aug m/c - and i was less than comfy - the RE was the one who told me i had ovulated. i was all worried it was a complication from the D/C - my guess is you'll get your period in about 2 weeks.

then --- have at it with the FET.

man you do get the shit end of the stick sometimes - the tides have GOT to change in your favor soon.

get some rest - and try hydrogen peroxide on the pimples. it cleans 'em up and dries 'em out.

how'd school go?

Lu said...

Good rant - hopefully it's cathartic and you're already feeling better!

MoonNStarMommy said...

LOL - clever - I hope that the universe gets your message. I mean I was clear on it, totally understood it. I wouldn't want the universe to end up with a bottle rocket up it's behind though, so I sure hope that it gets the message loud and clear! LOL

Happy ICLW :)

Lavender Luz said...

Hey, Universe! Pick on a galaxy your own size!

Stacie is due for some good news. Please send her clear skin, healthy kid, and a looooong series of good night's sleeps.

MoonNStarMommy said...

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Geohde said...

Universe,

Don't mess w Stacie,

g

Neenie said...

Yeah UNIVERSE- CUT THE SHIT DAMNIT!!!! LAY OFF STACIE!!!!!! Hoping the boys are doing better and that YOU are too! Poo on school starting and the 2 horker zits although I"m secretly hee hee-ing at you :)
(hee hee)

Azaera said...

Aww man, stupid universe. If I get my hands on it.. I throttle it for you. I hope the boys start feeling better soon!! That's super tough on a mama who has enough going on already. And the little guys too of course.

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