Would you kindly make your appearance so I can get this whole FET show on the road? I am going crazy. You are usually quite regular and show every 28 days. Yes, I know that this cycle has been quite different from the others, but you managed to arrive ON TIME exactly 28 days after I delivered TWINS, even while I was trying to breastfeed. I didn't want you then. Being period free was supposed to be a perk of childbirth. But, no. There you were. (and I'm still a little upset about the whole thing, but I digress)
Now that I want you, you hide. Bitch. Come on, already. It has now been 35 days. Thirty-five!
Plus all the taunting with the whole cramping off and on for days is getting old. Just start. Now. Jeez.
Thank you,
Stacie
***and no, the cramping isn't the "my uterus is stretching because I'm pregnant" kind of cramping. It's the whole "my period is starting any moment" kind. Lovely.
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Come on. Stop bugging the girl. She deserves better!
Plus, we all want to start counting down with her towards her FET. Please...
Come on AF time to turn up now.
Ugh I hate Aunt Flo. Never here when you need her and always here when you don't want her. Sigh.
Damn that AF Bitoch! She is always so contrary.
I hate that evil thing, so damn temper mental.
It's cuz that bitch overstayed her welcome at my house. DANG IT...would she kindly LEAVE already. She just sits around leaving little hints that she's still here, now and then.
That's it. I'm sending her to your house RIGHT NOW !
aaaaaaah - aunt flo - she's truly a bitch. i am anticipating she will rear her ugly little face here in about 2 weeks - as i am currently experiencing EWCM and DH is no where in sight - business trip!!
it's just another sign for me from up above to let it go and don't try again!
i need to take the clue.
YOU on the other hand -
need her to visit so you can get busy.
fingers crossed for you.
It always seems slightly backasswards to wish a period on someone attempting pregnancy- but in this case I shall make an exception. :)
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