Happy Hats Off to You, Jason!!!

Welcome to Jason's virtual Hats Off to You party! Thanks for stopping by on this momentous occasion! We've got a lot of things planned today to celebrate, so come by throughout the day to check for updates. We don't want you to miss a thing! :-)

Now, wouldn't you know it that the star of our little party is still sleeping. (I'm lucky, I know.) So while we are waiting for the main man to wake up, I'll start by explaining Jason's Hats Off to You presents...

HeHe. His gift is a survival kit for this new world without the helmet.

1. several hats - now that he no longer has a helmet to wear around, he's going to need something to keep his head warm and protected. (don't worry Shawn, Jason is going to share with you, too)
2. suntan lotion - again we've got to keep that handsome, round head looking nice.
3. eyeglass wipes - I figure now that Jason will be helmetless, we're going to have a lot more trouble keeping those glasses on his head. (he already likes to take off Shawn's) So the eyeglass wipes are there in anticipation of all of the times he's going to be sticking his glasses in his mouth throughout the day.
4. baby shampoo - the helmet was a stinky apparatus because it is worn 23 hours a day (it smelled like dirty feet!), so the shampoo will help him wash that helmet right out of his hair!
5. hair gel - when you wear a helmet, you don't really have to put a lot of effort into a hair style...the gel is to help him find a new "do" to wear on the playground.
6. combs and brushes - yeah for combing his hair! Finally!

Stay tuned for the next update when the dynamic duo finally wake up today! (my guess is in about an hour or so)